Retro porn platinum in “Center Spread Girls”

Name: Center Spread Girls

Year: 1982

Country: United States

Director: Gary Graver

Language: English

Duration: 148 min

Categories: Retro porn platinum, 1982, United States, English, Gary Graver, Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa DeLeeuw, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Arcadia Lake, Tara Aire, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers, Victoria Slick, Mike Horner, Paul Thomas, Eric Edwards, Robert Bolla, Jon Martin, Gary Graver, Michael Morrison, Frank Hollowell, Scorpio, J.L. Clark, Facial, Clip, Bald, Lesbian, Latin

Actors: Mike Horner,Paul Thomas,Eric Edwards,Robert Bolla,Jon Martin,Gary Graver,Michael Morrison,Frank Hollowell,Scorpio,J.L. Clark

Actress: Annette Haven,Desiree Cousteau,Lisa DeLeeuw,Veronica Hart,Jesie St. James,Georgina Spelvin,Arcadia Lake,Tara Aire,Brooke West,Jacqueline Brooks,Lily Rodgers,Victoria Slick



This low key charmer slipped through the cracks back when it was first released theatrically in 1982, not so hard to imagine considering the veritable embarrassment of riches at the adult aficionado’s fingertips. I should know as I started going to adult cinemas in the Spring of that very same year, informing in at the tender age of 14 (trivia note : for a double bill consisting of Ron Sullivan’s magnificent BUDDING OF BRIE and Wes Emerson’s endearingly silly STARSHIP EROS), and it wasn’t until quite a few years further down the line that I discovered CENTERSPREAD GIRLS on home video, VHS at the time. Yesterday, I revisited Belgium’s last remaining "old school" porno palace, the Brussels ABC on the Boulevard Adolphe Max, still valiantly screening ever more deteriorating 35mm copies of classics and crap from the past (hey, just because it’s old doesn’t necessarily mean it’s any good), and guess what was playing, sharing the bill with Bob Chinn’s highly enjoyable TELEFANTASY, closing the circle as it were…The early ’80s were good for the late Gary Graver a/k/a "Robert McCallum", teaming up with producer Harold Lime for a number of the most lavish movies the adult industry has ever spawned, along the lines of THE ECSTASY GIRLS and AMANDA BY NIGHT. Those flagship titles effectively eclipsed what were considered at the time to be lesser endeavors of their joint venture but upon which the passing of time and the recession that came with it have bestowed classic status anyway, such as COED FEVER, SOCIETY AFFAIRS and SUMMER CAMP GIRLS. Remarkably well-written by C.W. O’Hara, who penned several scripts for Graver including the massively underrated INDECENT EXPOSURE and SATISFACTIONS, the witty CENTERSPREAD GIRLS fits squarely into latter line-up, an utterly charming variation on the Us Vs. Them narrative structure that will occasionally pop up in porn by means of defense in the face of prosecution and public disdain.Editor of Panther skin magazine, Sue Forbes (legendary Georgina Spelvin) is deep in hot water as an organization of self-appointed moral guardians who have christened themselves Morality Over Madness (M.O.M. for short, brandishing the slogan : M.O.M. knows what’s good for you !) have decided to set an example by closing her down for corruption of public decency. In a wish fulfillment departure from reality, most of Panther’s past centerfolds have parlayed their au naturel photo shoots into lucrative professional careers and Sue calls on them for help in swaying the M.O.M. members’ opinion. If you’re snickering at that last bit, you have got the right idea. Rallying her sinful girls to battle is hot shot attorney Jane, played to perfection by the wonderful Veronica Hart, who will work her own brand of persuasion on long time smitten Judge Roy Hammer, brilliantly essayed by her best screen partner bar none Bob "Bolla" Kerman. If sensible argument doesn’t do the trick, then blackmail serves as a perfectly acceptable alternative.Texas Governor Hamilton Osmond (a ripe Milton Ingley), first seen cooed and wooed by a proudly patriotic – she sports a pork pie hat and stars ‘n’ stripes leotards ! – Victoria Slick (a minor but busy starlet also in Gerard Damiano’s NEVER SO DEEP and Sven Conrad’s BODY MAGIC), falls prey to the conniving Carson girls, played by scrumptious Lily Rodgers a/k/a "Laura West" (unforgettable in INDECENT EXPOSURE) and Jacqueline Brooks, an obscure Suze Randall discovery whose only other note-worthy credit apart from a handful of shot on videos was for Paul G. Vatelli’s minor AUNT PEG GOES Hollywood. Perversely, for such a superstar-laden vehicle, the latter wound up taking the video and subsequently DVD cover!Screen diva Beverly Martine (a delightfully hammy Annette Haven, perfectly cast) attempts to coax former blue movie stud Lyndon Loveless (Eric Edwards) out of retirement, only to discover that his change of camps was the result of physical failure. By the way, the clip he shows of himself with Arcadia Lake and Brooke West is from AMANDA BY NIGHT. Painter Vee (Lisa DeLeeuw, uncharacteristically subdued) has her work cut out with Southern Old Money Thurman Parrish (the incomparable John Alderman a/k/a "Frank Hollowell") but finds his lovelorn spouse Louella (radiant Jessie St. James) an altogether easier prey. The Sapphic free for all involving Lisa, Jessie and the often too casually dismissed Tara Aire (terrific in John Christopher’s BABE) as tag-along photographer Anne provides the film’s carnal highlight. Ditzy Desiree Cousteau, as close to Betty Boop as any live actress has ever come, proves pivotal as unlikely anchorwoman Ellie Parker literally charming the pants off pompous Reverend W.W. Williams, played to the hilt by Paul Thomas.Current porn critics always act surprised at how much like "real movies" the adult films of this period look and feel. Well, they were intended for showing at proper theaters and drew respectable audiences prior to the video boom which pretty much killed off that era stone cold dead, a rare fossil like the dearly decrepit ABC notwithstanding. Budgets were decent and the people in charge generally knew what they were doing. That’s why the achievements of the ’70s and early ’80s are conveniently grouped and referred to as porn’s "Golden Age". An experienced cinematographer with extensive mainstream credits to his name, Graver provided a bright and colorful look that beautifully befits his upbeat material. Also tangentially affiliated to the mainstream, as he scored the Tony Curtis vehicle BALBOA, composer "Ronnie Romanovitch" a/k/a Richard Hieronymus supplies the type of bouncy disco tracks people readily associate with Golden Age porn. Most of the acting is solid and the story, while predictable, proves satisfying with clever dialog. Having worked with Orson Welles, Graver manages to inform in another Shakespeare quote as Spelvin wonders how she will obtain her "pound of flesh". The sex appears a bit overwhelmed at first but still manages to rise to the occasion.

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Retro porn platinum : “Pajama Party X 2”

Name: Pajama Party X 2

Duration: 81 min

Director: Stephan Katz

Year: 1995

Language: English

Country: United States

Actress: Nina Hartley,Porsche Lynn,Tiffany Mynx,Dyanna Lauren,Crystal Wilder,Rebecca Bardoux,Alicia Rio,Leena,Kylie Ireland,Misty Rain,Sarah Jane Hamilton,Sahara Sands,Summer Knight,Lynden Johnson,Sheena,Sabrina Scott,Sheena

Actors: Vince Vouyer,Gerry Pike,Ted Craig,Jim Holliday

Categories: Retro porn platinum, 1995, United States, English, Stephan Katz, Nina Hartley, Porsche Lynn, Tiffany Mynx, Dyanna Lauren, Crystal Wilder, Rebecca Bardoux, Alicia Rio, Leena, Kylie Ireland, Misty Rain, Sarah Jane Hamilton, Sahara Sands, Summer Knight, Lynden Johnson, Sheena, Sabrina Scott, Sheena, Vince Vouyer, Gerry Pike, Ted Craig, Jim Holliday, Lesbian, Latin



Some things are too good to come to an end…

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Retro porn platinum in “Sex Beat”

Name: Sex Beat

Director: Ron Jeremy

Year: 1986

Language: English

Duration: 88 min

Country: United States

Actors: Peter North,Marc Wallace,Blake Palmer,Jack Baker,Chuck Martin,Steve Powers

Actress: Candie Evens,Krista Lane,Barbara Dare,Tanya Fox

Categories: Retro porn platinum, 1986, United States, English, Ron Jeremy, Candie Evens, Krista Lane, Barbara Dare, Tanya Fox, Peter North, Marc Wallace, Blake Palmer, Jack Baker, Chuck Martin, Steve Powers, Facial, Anal, Black, Latin



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Whitney Valentine : Retro porn platinum

Name: Life In The Fat Lane 2

Director: Loretta Sterling

Duration: 83 min

Year: 1991

Country: United States

Language: English

Actress: Whitney Valentine,Teighlor,Linda Lou,Unique Luv,Divine Luv

Categories: Retro porn platinum, Whitney Valentine, 1991, United States, English, Loretta Sterling, Whitney Valentine, Teighlor, Linda Lou, Unique Luv, Divine Luv, Eric Edwards, TT Boy, Ray Victory, Rod Garetto, Jeff Golden, Black, Latin

Actors: Eric Edwards,TT Boy,Ray Victory,Rod Garetto,Jeff Golden


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Well. Here it is … the sequel to "LIFE IN THE FAT LANE." This is the heaviest video ever made. Loretta Sterling has outdone himself. Plump and pregnant. Whitney Valentine steals the show! This video also has Teighlor – the most rotund girl we have ever had the pleasure to present. Linda Lou has gigantic tits and knows how to use them; as well as an encore performance by Unique Love and Big Eddie. This video has ALL the plump and jiggles imaginable.

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Name: Dirty Dr Feelgood

Country: United States

Year: 1988

Language: English

Director:

Duration: 68 min

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Actors: Ron Jeremy,Billy Dee,Ed Navarro,Ray Victory,John Stagliano

Actress: Danielle,Nikki Cherry,Chelsea Dallas


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Suzanne (Nikki Cherry) and Betty (Chelsea Dallas) seek sex therapy for their issues.

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Retro porn platinum in “Adventures Of Studman 3”

Name: Adventures Of Studman 3

Country: United States

Year: 1995

Language: English

Director: Steve Drake

Duration: 125 min

Actress: Felecia,Kylie Ireland,Melissa Hill,Alex Dane,Sandi Beach,Roxie Hart,Roxy Hart

Categories: Retro porn platinum, 1995, United States, English, Steve Drake, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Melissa Hill, Alex Dane, Sandi Beach, Roxie Hart, Roxy Hart, Tom Byron, Mike Horner, Marc Wallace, Steve Drake, Scott Turner, Facial, Anal, Lesbian, Latin

Actors: Tom Byron,Mike Horner,Marc Wallace,Steve Drake,Scott Turner



Tom Byron has developed a device that renders those wearing it unable to say NO. Now in direct competition with Studman, he enlists the help of pseudo-virgin Kylie Ireland to ensnare him. Look for a typically hot performance by Ireland with Steve Drake, a Sandi Beach/Felecia duet where Byron helps himself to Beach’s pussy, and an Alex Dane anal with a sunglass-wearing Nick East.

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Name: Costa Rica Getaway

Language: English

Duration: 83 min

Director: Max Hardcore

Year: 1994

Country: United States

Actress: Vanessa Chase,Kitty Yung,Sally Layd,Marilyn Martyn,Whitney Banks,Jessica Morales,Alexandra,Lorette

Actors: Max Hardcore,Jon Dough,Sean Michaels,TT Boy,Ted Craig,Joey Verducci,Scott St. James,Walter Hill

Categories: Retro porn platinum, Vanessa Chase, 1994, United States, English, Max Hardcore, Vanessa Chase, Kitty Yung, Sally Layd, Marilyn Martyn, Whitney Banks, Jessica Morales, Alexandra, Lorette, Max Hardcore, Jon Dough, Sean Michaels, TT Boy, Ted Craig, Joey Verducci, Scott St. James, Walter Hill, Facial, Interracial, Anal, Ass To Mouth, Double Penetration, Black, Latin, Asian


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Retro porn platinum : “Last Sensation”

Name: Last Sensation

Director:

Year: 1974

Duration: 50 min

Language: English

Country: United States

Actress: Carmen Olivera

Categories: Retro porn platinum, 1974, United States, English, Carmen Olivera, Rick Lutze, Latin

Actors: Rick Lutze



Our next artifact is Last Sensation. This one has no storyline and muddled dialogue. Basically, some misfit named Fred (Ric Lutze) wanders around emptying his cream stick into every orifice he sees. After a hard day at the office ("Some fairy tried to pick me up and blow me."), he goes home to participate in an orgy.

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Name: Shades Of Blue

Language: English

Country: United States

Director: Michael Craig

Duration: 81 min

Year: 1992

Actors: Tom Byron,Mike Horner,Jerry Butler,TT Boy,Nick Rage

Actress: Nikki Dial,Francesca Le,Renee Summers,Tyffany Million,Alex Jordan,Summer Knight

Categories: Retro porn platinum, Nikki Dial, 1992, United States, English, Michael Craig, Nikki Dial, Francesca Le, Renee Summers, Tyffany Million, Alex Jordan, Summer Knight, Tom Byron, Mike Horner, Jerry Butler, TT Boy, Nick Rage, Facial, Anal, Bald, Latin


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Cara has a problem. Her dreams are haunted by Kenny, a wild hunk who just happens to be her best friend’s boyfriend. When the three f them decide to open a business together, they make a merger of the most carnal kind. Witness newcomer Nikki Dial in her wettest, wildest performance ever. You’ll be glad you did!

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Name: Diamond Collection 4

Country: United States

Year: 1980

Duration: 115 min

Language: English

Director: R. ‘Wild Bill’ Williams

Actors: Ed Navarro,Blair Harris,John Seeman,R.J. Reynolds

Categories: Retro porn platinum, Debbie Evans, 1980, United States, English, R. ‘Wild Bill’ Williams, Debbie Evans, Ed Navarro, Blair Harris, John Seeman, R.J. Reynolds, Latin

Actress: Debbie Evans


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When women had real bushes and men had dicks the size of cucumbers! From the days of yesteryear when porn first began, and housewives seeking a thrill flocked to the valley to be in movies. These chosen few were the first true "no-experience-necessary" amateurs. And they are all total fucking sluts.

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Retro porn platinum in “Breast Worx 3”

Name: Breast Worx 3

Language: English

Duration: 144 min

Country: United States

Director: Bobby Hollander

Year: 1991

Categories: Retro porn platinum, 1991, United States, English, Bobby Hollander, Chelly Supreme, Julie Juggs, Greta Carlson, Trisha Lea, Tony Montana, Biff Malibu, J. Bowen, John, Latin

Actress: Chelly Supreme,Julie Juggs,Greta Carlson,Trisha Lea

Actors: Tony Montana,Biff Malibu,J. Bowen,John



Breast Queen, Greta Carlson, shakes her money-makers like only she can, in this, her long awaited Breast Worx debut appearance. Tony Montana has his hands full (and then some) with a vixen. The smile on his face is worth a thousand words! Next up, buxom beauties, Shelly and Trisha Lea discover through mutual guy trouble that there’s nothing like a feminine touch to ease out the tensions that accompany male insensitivity. Big tit girl/girl action at its very finest!

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Sarah Simms fuck – “Sexual Power”

Name: Sexual Power

Country: United States

Director: Henri Pachard

Year: 1988

Language: English

Duration: 79 min

Actors: Tom Byron,Titus Sting,Roberto Bigo

Categories: Sarah Simms fuck, 1988, United States, English, Henri Pachard, Nina Hartley, Alicia Monet, Laura Lenz, Anna-Maria, Sarah Simms, Tom Byron, Titus Sting, Roberto Bigo, Facial

Actress: Nina Hartley,Alicia Monet,Laura Lenz,Anna-Maria,Sarah Simms



Tex, a lonely cowboy from Texas, inherits a villa in France…along with a bevy of beauties who live there as well. First, he’s greeted by Charlotte, who welcomes him in a way he had never dreamed of. Later that night, he’s visited in his bedroom by a shapely vision wearing a bizarre golden mask; she wastes no time in showing him her unique talents.

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